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Shipping from Canada

Processing time

3-5 business days

Estimated shipping times

• Albania : 2 - 5 weeks
• Algeria : 2 - 5 weeks
• American Samoa : 2 - 5 weeks
• Andorra : 2 - 5 weeks
• Angola : 2 - 5 weeks
• Anguilla : 2 - 5 weeks
• Antigua and Barbuda : 2 - 5 weeks
• Argentina : 2 - 5 weeks
• Armenia : 2 - 5 weeks
• Aruba : 2 - 5 weeks
• Australia : 2 - 3 weeks
• Austria : 2 - 5 weeks
• Azerbaijan : 2 - 5 weeks
• Bahamas : 2 - 5 weeks
• Bahrain : 2 - 5 weeks
• Bangladesh : 2 - 5 weeks
• Barbados : 2 - 5 weeks
• Belarus : 2 - 5 weeks
• Belgium : 2 - 5 weeks
• Belize : 2 - 5 weeks
• Benin : 2 - 5 weeks
• Bermuda : 2 - 5 weeks
• Bhutan : 2 - 5 weeks
• Bolivia : 2 - 5 weeks
• Bosnia and Herzegovina : 2 - 5 weeks
• Botswana : 2 - 5 weeks
• Bouvet Island : 2 - 5 weeks
• Brazil : 2 - 5 weeks
• British Indian Ocean Territory : 2 - 5 weeks
• British Virgin Islands : 2 - 5 weeks
• Brunei : 2 - 5 weeks
• Bulgaria : 2 - 5 weeks
• Burkina Faso : 2 - 5 weeks
• Burundi : 2 - 5 weeks
• Cambodia : 2 - 5 weeks
• Cameroon : 2 - 5 weeks
• Canada : 1 - 2 weeks
• Cape Verde : 2 - 5 weeks
• Cayman Islands : 2 - 5 weeks
• Central African Republic : 2 - 5 weeks
• Chad : 2 - 5 weeks
• Chile : 2 - 5 weeks
• China : 2 - 4 weeks
• Christmas Island : 2 - 5 weeks
• Cocos (Keeling) Islands : 2 - 5 weeks
• Colombia : 2 - 5 weeks
• Comoros : 2 - 5 weeks
• Congo, Republic of : 2 - 5 weeks
• Cook Islands : 2 - 5 weeks
• Costa Rica : 2 - 5 weeks
• Croatia : 2 - 5 weeks
• Curaçao : 2 - 5 weeks
• Cyprus : 2 - 5 weeks
• Czech Republic : 2 - 5 weeks
• Denmark : 2 - 5 weeks
• Djibouti : 2 - 5 weeks
• Dominica : 2 - 5 weeks
• Dominican Republic : 2 - 5 weeks
• Ecuador : 2 - 5 weeks
• Egypt : 2 - 5 weeks
• El Salvador : 2 - 5 weeks
• Equatorial Guinea : 2 - 5 weeks
• Eritrea : 2 - 5 weeks
• Estonia : 2 - 5 weeks
• Ethiopia : 2 - 5 weeks
• Falkland Islands (Malvinas) : 2 - 5 weeks
• Faroe Islands : 2 - 5 weeks
• Fiji : 2 - 5 weeks
• Finland : 2 - 5 weeks
• France : 2 - 4 weeks
• French Guiana : 2 - 5 weeks
• French Polynesia : 2 - 5 weeks
• French Southern Territories : 2 - 5 weeks
• Gabon : 2 - 5 weeks
• Gambia : 2 - 5 weeks
• Georgia : 2 - 5 weeks
• Germany : 2 - 4 weeks
• Ghana : 2 - 5 weeks
• Gibraltar : 2 - 5 weeks
• Greece : 2 - 4 weeks
• Greenland : 2 - 5 weeks
• Grenada : 2 - 5 weeks
• Guadeloupe : 2 - 5 weeks
• Guam : 2 - 5 weeks
• Guatemala : 2 - 5 weeks
• Guinea : 2 - 5 weeks
• Guinea-Bissau : 2 - 5 weeks
• Guyana : 2 - 5 weeks
• Haiti : 2 - 5 weeks
• Heard Island and McDonald Islands : 2 - 5 weeks
• Holy See (Vatican City State) : 2 - 5 weeks
• Honduras : 2 - 5 weeks
• Hong Kong : 2 - 5 weeks
• Hungary : 2 - 5 weeks
• Iceland : 2 - 5 weeks
• India : 2 - 4 weeks
• Iraq : 2 - 5 weeks
• Ireland : 2 - 3 weeks
• Isle of Man : 2 - 5 weeks
• Italy : 2 - 4 weeks
• Ivory Coast : 2 - 5 weeks
• Jamaica : 2 - 5 weeks
• Japan : 2 - 4 weeks
• Jordan : 2 - 5 weeks
• Kenya : 3 - 5 weeks
• Kiribati : 2 - 5 weeks
• Kosovo : 2 - 5 weeks
• Kuwait : 2 - 5 weeks
• Kyrgyzstan : 2 - 5 weeks
• Laos : 2 - 5 weeks
• Latvia : 2 - 5 weeks
• Lebanon : 2 - 5 weeks
• Lesotho : 2 - 5 weeks
• Liberia : 2 - 5 weeks
• Libya : 2 - 5 weeks
• Liechtenstein : 2 - 5 weeks
• Lithuania : 2 - 5 weeks
• Luxembourg : 2 - 5 weeks
• Macao : 2 - 5 weeks
• Macedonia : 2 - 5 weeks
• Madagascar : 2 - 5 weeks
• Malawi : 2 - 5 weeks
• Malaysia : 2 - 5 weeks
• Maldives : 2 - 5 weeks
• Mali : 2 - 5 weeks
• Malta : 2 - 5 weeks
• Marshall Islands : 2 - 5 weeks
• Martinique : 2 - 5 weeks
• Mauritania : 2 - 5 weeks
• Mauritius : 3 - 5 weeks
• Mayotte : 2 - 5 weeks
• Mexico : 2 - 5 weeks
• Micronesia, Federated States of : 2 - 5 weeks
• Moldova : 2 - 5 weeks
• Monaco : 2 - 5 weeks
• Mongolia : 2 - 5 weeks
• Montenegro : 2 - 5 weeks
• Montserrat : 2 - 5 weeks
• Morocco : 2 - 5 weeks
• Mozambique : 2 - 5 weeks
• Myanmar (Burma) : 2 - 5 weeks
• Namibia : 2 - 5 weeks
• Nauru : 2 - 5 weeks
• Nepal : 2 - 5 weeks
• Netherlands Antilles : 2 - 5 weeks
• New Caledonia : 2 - 5 weeks
• New Zealand : 2 - 3 weeks
• Nicaragua : 2 - 5 weeks
• Niger : 2 - 5 weeks
• Nigeria : 2 - 5 weeks
• Niue : 2 - 5 weeks
• Norfolk Island : 2 - 5 weeks
• Northern Mariana Islands : 2 - 5 weeks
• Norway : 2 - 4 weeks
• Oman : 2 - 5 business days
• Palau : 2 - 5 weeks
• Palestine, State of : 2 - 5 weeks
• Panama : 2 - 5 weeks
• Papua New Guinea : 2 - 5 weeks
• Paraguay : 2 - 5 weeks
• Peru : 2 - 5 weeks
• Philippines : 2 - 5 weeks
• Poland : 2 - 4 weeks
• Portugal : 2 - 5 weeks
• Puerto Rico : 2 - 5 weeks
• Qatar : 2 - 5 weeks
• Reunion : 2 - 5 weeks
• Romania : 2 - 5 weeks
• Russia : 2 - 5 weeks
• Rwanda : 2 - 5 weeks
• Saint Helena : 2 - 5 weeks
• Saint Kitts and Nevis : 2 - 5 weeks
• Saint Lucia : 2 - 5 weeks
• Saint Martin (French part) : 2 - 5 weeks
• Saint Pierre and Miquelon : 2 - 5 weeks
• Saint Vincent and the Grenadines : 2 - 5 weeks
• Samoa : 2 - 5 weeks
• San Marino : 2 - 5 weeks
• Sao Tome and Principe : 2 - 5 weeks
• Senegal : 2 - 5 weeks
• Serbia : 2 - 5 weeks
• Seychelles : 2 - 5 weeks
• Sierra Leone : 2 - 5 weeks
• Spain : 2 - 5 weeks
• The Netherlands : 2 - 5 weeks
• United Kingdom : 2 - 3 weeks
• United States : 1 - 2 weeks
• North America : 1 - 2 weeks
• Europe : 2 - 3 weeks
• Australia, New Zealand and Oceania : 2 - 3 weeks
• Asia Pacific : 2 - 4 weeks
• Latin America and the Caribbean : 2 - 5 weeks
• North Africa and the Middle East : 2 - 5 weeks
• Sub-Saharan Africa : 2 - 5 weeks

I'll do my best to meet these shipping estimates, but can't guarantee them. Actual delivery time will depend on the shipping method you choose.

Customs and import taxes

Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.

Payment Options

• Accepts Etsy gift cards

Returns & Exchanges

I gladly accept returns, exchanges, and cancellations

Just contact me within: 14 days of delivery

Ship items back to me within: 30 days of delivery

Custom or personalized orders

Conditions of return

Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.

Questions about your order?

Please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

Privacy policy

The Information I Collect

To fulfill your order, you must provide me with certain information (which you have authorized Etsy to provide to me with), such as your name, postal address, email address, payment information, and the details of the product that you are ordering from my shop. You may also decide to provide me with additional personal information (for a custom order for example), if you contact me directly.

Why I Need Your Information and How I Use It

I rely on a number of legal bases to collect, use, and share your information, including:

• as needed to provide my services, such as when I use your information to fulfill your order, to settle disputes, or to provide customer support;

• when you have provided your affirmative consent, which you may revoke at any time, such as by signing up for my mailing list;

• if necessary to comply with a legal obligation or court order or in connection with a legal claim, such as retaining information about your purchases if required by tax law; and

• as necessary for the purpose of my legitimate interests, if those legitimate interests are not overridden by your rights or interests, such as 1) providing and improving my services. I use your information to provide the services you requested and in my legitimate interest to improve my services; and 2) Compliance with the Etsy Seller Policy and Terms of Use. I use your information as necessary to comply with my obligations under the Etsy Seller Policy and Terms of Use.

Information Sharing and Disclosure

Information about my customers is important to my business. I share your personal information for very limited reasons and in limited circumstances, as follows:

• Etsy. I share information with Etsy as necessary to provide you my services and comply with my obligations under both the Etsy Seller Policy and Etsy Terms of Use.

• Service providers. I engage certain trusted third parties to perform functions and provide services to my shop, such as delivery companies. I will share your personal information with these third parties, but only to the extent necessary to perform these services.

• Business transfers. If I sell or merge my business, I may disclose your information as part of that transaction, only to the extent permitted by law.

• Compliance with laws. I may collect, use, retain, and share your information if I have a good faith belief that it is reasonably necessary to: (a) respond to legal process or to government requests; (b) enforce my agreements, terms and policies; (c) prevent, investigate, and address fraud and other illegal activity, security, or technical issues; or (d) protect the rights, property, and safety of my customers, or others.

Data Retention

I retain your personal information only for as long as necessary to provide you with my services and as described in my Privacy Policy. However, I may also be required to retain this information to comply with my legal and regulatory obligations, to resolve disputes, and to enforce my agreements. I generally keep your data for the following time period: 4 years.

Transfers of Personal Information Outside the EU

I may store and process your information through third-party hosting services in the US and other jurisdictions. As a result, I may transfer your personal information to a jurisdiction with different data protection and government surveillance laws than your jurisdiction. If I am deemed to transfer information about you outside of the EU, I rely on Privacy Shield as the legal basis for the transfer, as Google Cloud is Privacy Shield certified.

Your Rights

If you reside in certain territories, including the EU, you have a number of rights in relation to your personal information. While some of these rights apply generally, certain rights apply only in certain limited cases. I describe these rights below:

• Access. You may have the right to access and receive a copy of the personal information I hold about you by contacting me using the contact information below.

• Change, restrict, delete. You may also have rights to change, restrict my use of, or delete your personal information. Absent exceptional circumstances (like where I am required to store data for legal reasons) I will generally delete your personal information upon request.

• Object. You can object to (i) my processing of some of your information based on my legitimate interests and (ii) receiving marketing messages from me after providing your express consent to receive them. In such cases, I will delete your personal information unless I have compelling and legitimate grounds to continue using that information or if it is needed for legal reasons.

• Complain. If you reside in the EU and wish to raise a concern about my use of your information (and without prejudice to any other rights you may have), you have the right to do so with your local data protection authority.

How to Contact Me

For purposes of EU data protection law, I, Jenny McNeil, am the data controller of your personal information. If you have any questions or concerns, you may contact me at geekthings.etsy@gmail.com.